Truly Antitonic

iamvax: OMG somebody on Yelp left a review for Amy’s Baking...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:11:47 +1000

iamvax:

OMG somebody on Yelp left a review for Amy’s Baking Company as Damien Sandow!

voxlunch: Video Game Glitches Sometimes the best part is the...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:20:35 +1000

voxlunch:

Video Game Glitches

Sometimes the best part is the one that is horribly, hilariously broken.

garfieldminusgarfield: G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:49:02 +1000

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

fuckyeahretailrobin: Let’s be honest. The managers tell us this...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:33:45 +1000

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Let’s be honest. The managers tell us this in training, but we all know its not true. Some customers are just plain nuts. And not at all right. I work here. I know what’s going on. YOU do not.

[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I...

Wed, 08 May 2013 09:52:49 +1000

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and May 2013 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

awkwardvegetaphotos: “Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Hey, Vegeta we’re...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:42:19 +1000

awkwardvegetaphotos:

“Vegeta. Vegeta. Vegeta. Hey, Vegeta we’re on a movie poster!” Need some musical accompaniment?

“Ghost (Nappa)” by ~L-Word

voxlunch: thefrogman: And original I made for...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:18:16 +1000

voxlunch:

thefrogman:

And original I made for Slacktory.

Relevant as it is important.

voxlunch: Skate 3 Glitches Oh my shit I can’t even breathe

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:36:01 +1000

voxlunch:

Skate 3 Glitches

Oh my shit I can’t even breathe

jethroq: ARMORED DOLL VOMIT IMMORTAL ODD LOVER

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:32:53 +1000

jethroq:

ARMORED DOLL VOMIT

IMMORTAL ODD LOVER

dragunity: thats interesting

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:46:40 +1100

dragunity:

thats interesting

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:49:48 +1100

theworstthingsforsale: They laughed at me for wearing cargo...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:57:53 +1100

theworstthingsforsale:

They laughed at me for wearing cargo pants, until they needed somewhere to put their lobsterphone. Now who’s laughing. Checkmate.

(I was unable to find this for sale anywhere, BTW, but you can’t say I didn’t try.)

fuckyeahretailrobin: Top Text: “PUT THAT BOOK BACK WHERE IT...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:08:53 +1100

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Top Text: “PUT THAT BOOK BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM.”

Bottom Text: “OR SO HELP ME.”

Working in a bookstore, it frustrates me to no end when I see that customers haven’t been bothered to put the book back with the rest of the title, rather placing it on the stack of books next to it. I mean really, is it that hard to put it back on the pile you took it from?

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 08:26:45 +1100

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. The robin is sad.

Top Text: “APPLY TO NON-RETAIL JOB.”

Bottom Text: “’SORRY, YOU NEED ACTUAL WORK EXPERIENCE.’”]

Pretty much my experience every time I try to move out of retail. People roll their eyes at my resume, deflect when I ask about a possible interview, and it’s obvious that non-retail employers think nothing of my potential.

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Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:46:55 +1100

Movie Night: The Big Lebowski

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 22:46:15 +1100

Contrary to popular belief, I didn’t take a week off. Last week’s post was eaten by Tumblr Beasts, but it was “Weekend At Bernie’s”. I’ll quote from Twitter for the day:

“Damn bloody auto-refresh. Movie Night: Weekend At Bernie’s. Mildly funny, very ’80s, too much cocaine. 3.5/5. i.imgur.com/KNaIjix.jpg” “Spent too much effort writing the review in the first place to do it again. Deal with it.”

Anyway, tonight’s pick. Roll on, two.

The Big Lebowski isn’t as shallow as it pretends to be. Underneath a story of a guy who really just wants to bowl with his friends, there’s a near-classic mystery adventure happening. Under that, however, is a guy that just wants to bowl with his friends. There was a little too much intrusion by the second story that I couldn’t enjoy the first, and not enough that I couldn’t ignore the first either. It’s left a a weird sort of black hole, like when a popular show focuses on its side characters for an episode, while you catch glimpses of the main characters’ regular shenanigans. It could just be a trick of the mind, but if you told me that Jeff Bridges was born looking 60 years old, I would instantly believe you, and deny all proof to the alternative. Speaking of mind tricks, the dream sequences were rather well done, even if “Kill da wabbit” was playing in my head for most of it. Overall, as a cult hit, it’s something to experience. Make it a rental, leave the purchase alone. 3.5/5.

magiccardswithgooglyeyes: what the fu-

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:14:13 +1100

magiccardswithgooglyeyes:

what the fu-

fuckyeahretailrobin: Self explanatory. This is in Celsius btw....

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:32:02 +1100

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Self explanatory.

This is in Celsius btw. Upwards of 120 F.

Movie Night: The Bucket List

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 22:40:47 +1100

I’ll make it short: Movie Night for this week was going to be The Bucket List, starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. I saw “was”, because the disc I received from the rental place was damaged to the point of unviewability. As far as I’m aware, two men develop cancer, meet up in hospital, and die in a skydiving accident. Great movie, 12/Orange.

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 02:40:22 +1100

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “But it was cheaper”

Bottom Text: “last week!.”

Aussie supermarket retain robin here! Unfortunately I have this complaint made at least 10 times per shift on various items we have in the store because customers don’t understand that sales run from Monday to Sunday each week, and change the next!